About Joe

Joe Hanson claims he is a comedian, television host and rapper. He says he wrote and hosted 50 episodes of “Smash Cuts,” a syndicated clip show distributed by CBS. He says he wrote, produced, hosted and edited over 70 episodes of “Joe Gets” and other shows for Current TV, a global television network co-founded by Al Gore. He says he wrote a rap song a week for over a year, and called it “Bino White Weekly.” He insists he is in a sketch group called “Badge of Shame.” He thinks you can view his talent reel on YouTube, access his personal Website at www.BinoWhite.com, and that you can contact him through email at binowhite(at)gmail.com.

However, there is reason to believe that all of that is LIES AND WITCHCRAFT.

There are several theories regarding THE TRUTH. Here are three:

1) Joe is related to the band Hanson, and was the fourth “secret brother” they kept locked in the attic…until one day he SNAPPED WITH RAGE AND ESCAPED.

2) Joe is the creation of Hanson Robotics, an android that looks human, and sounds human, but is programmed to DESTROY US ALL AT AN UNSPECIFIED DATE IN THE FUTURE.

3) According the German anthropologist Keister Muller, Joe has been alive for hundreds of years. Muller claimed to have 19th century photographs and 18th century paintings with Joe’s likeness - and in each image Joe was the same age. But since Muller mysteriously disappeared, and and all of his belongings were destroyed in a fire, this theory is often discarded. MAYBE THAT IS A MISTAKE.