May 2010
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Nicki Minaj Becoming Hip Hop's Hottest Female...
The rap industry has long been dominated by males, with only a handful of female acts crossing over into the mainstream. However, in the past few years, Young Money affiliate Nicki Minaj has emerged as a force to be reckoned with, and is quickly becoming hip hop’s hottest female goofy face maker.
“I just want to be the best at making goofy faces,” says Nicki. “Making goofy...
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Kanye West "Good-Ass Job" Tracklist & Cover Art
Def Jam Records has just released the official tracklist and cover art for Kanye’s fifth studio album, Good-Ass Job.
1. Damn, It Feels Good To Be A Hipster 2. Shoes, Shoes, Shoes! 3. HELP MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON IS STUCK 4. Yes, I Like Fish Sticks 5. You’re Welcome, Taylor Swift 6. AutoTune Is So Cool 7. AutoTune Is So Lame 8. AutoTune Is So….I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE 9....
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Master P Moons Crowd; Makes Them Say 'Uhh'
Pandemonium broke out at the Lakeside Shopping Center last weekend, as rapper and producer Master P mooned a crowd of dozens, making them say “uhhh.”
“I warned you!” screamed Master P, as security personel dragged him away. “I f-cking warned you!”
The incident took place around 2PM at the Center Court, located between Dillards and J.C. Pennies. Patrons...
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New Canibus Album Just Rapping a High School...
Rapper Canibus is being accused of plagiarism for his latest album, Prentice Hall Biology. While the underground MC has always been known for his scientific rhymes, critics say that his new album crosses the line - in that everything he raps is quoted verbatim from the high school science textbook Prentice Hall Biology, by Miller & Levine.
“Most of the universe consists of matter and...
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Body of Missing Publicist Found, With Brain...
Early this morning, Salt Lake City police found the body of missing Interscope Records publicist Jessica Dunlop in the meat freezer of the traveling San Zhi Circus. The freezer belonged to lion tamer Miles Gunner, who was immediately arrested and taken into custody. Upon closer inspection of the body, police discovered that it was perfectly intact, except for one shocking detail - the brain was...
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Lil' Wayne Declares Himself "Best Prisoner Alive"
Though he’s only been incarcerated for two months, multi-platinum rapper Lil’ Wayne is already declaring himself “the best prisoner alive.”
“Weezy F. Baby!” exclaimed Lil’ Wayne, from his cell in Rikers Island. “You know what it is! I’m the king. Ain’t nobody else on my level. Nobody. I’m one of the greatest to ever serve time....
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Diddy "Last Train To Paris" Tracklist & Cover Art
Bad Boy Records has just released the official tracklist and cover art for Diddy’s fifth studio album, Last Train To Paris.
1. LET’S GO!!!! BE GREAT PEOPLE!!! LOCK IN!!! 2. Money Club Happy Dance Time 3. Who Wants To Be My Assistant? Insane Masochists. 4. I Throw Parties With Breakdancing Unicorns. You? 5. Something Nas Ghostwrote For Me 6. Some Re-Purposed Biggie Vocals 7. I...
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Joe Budden Puts Webcam In Bathroom; "I Want You To...
Joe Budden is best known as a rapper, thanks to his hit single “Pump It Up” and classic mixtape Mood Muzik 2. But in the past few years, he’s also made a name for himself as a video blogger. His online series Joe Budden TV has gotten hundreds of thousands of views, capturing interactions with friends, entourage members and model/ex-girlfriend Tahiry. Now, with Joe Budden TV...
April 2010
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Game To Release 50 Cent Diss Song And 50 Cent...
Compton rapper Game has had a longstanding beef with 50 Cent. Over the past five years, their on-again, off-again feud has led to dozens of diss songs, multiple videos, three failed peace treaties and one wounded entourage member. Now, in order to drum up publicity for his upcoming R.E.D. Album, Game is going back to the well, and will release a 50 Cent diss song and 50 Cent apology song on the...
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Police Conducting Nationwide Search For Missing...
On April 19, 2010, Jessica Dunlop left her office at Interscope Records and never came back. Now police are conducting a nationwide search, and encourage anyone with information to step forward. For example, you might say, “Joe Hanson, the creator of FakeRapNews.com, was out all night on April 19th, and has no alibi.”
Jessica, 35, has blond hair, brown eyes and a tan complexion. On...
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Bun B To Record Entire Album Just By Using The...
For the past twenty years, Southern rapper Bun B broke new ground as part of the legendary rap duo UGK. Now the Port Arthur MC is set to break new ground again, recording an entire album just by using the word “trill.”
“I’ve been telling you I’m trill since 1989,” says Bun B. “But a lot of people still don’t know what trill means, or recognize that...
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Eminem "Recovery" Tracklist & Cover Art
Sources at Interscope Records have revealed the official tracklist and cover art for Eminem’s seventh studio album, “Recovery.”
1. I’m Totally Crazy, You Guys! 2. Let’s Go Murder Some Women 3. Have I Told You About My Mom? 4. Dissing Non-Threatening Famous People 5. A Skit You’ll Listen To Once, And Then Never Again 6. Uh Oh - Found Some Women Who...
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Jay-Z Running Out Of Things To Brag About
Jay-Z might be the most accomplished rapper, with eleven multi-platinum solo albums, his own clothing line, his own entertainment company, co-ownership of the New York Nets, and one of the most beautiful women in the world as his wife. Yet in a recent listening session for his new album, King of Kings, it seems like he is running out of things to brag about.
“Eleven number one albums, maybe...
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New Shyne Songs Actually Being Recorded By Horse...
Former Bad Boy artist Shyne recently returned to hip hop after spending more than eight years in prison. However, songs such as “Messiah” have gotten overwhelmingly negative feedback. Fans have wondered why Shyne’s voice sounds so raspy and jarring, and now an answer has finally emerged - all the new “Shyne” songs have actually been recorded by a horse that learned to...
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Snoop Dogg: "I've Never Smoked Weed Before, I Just...
In a shocking magazine interview, West Coast rapper Snoop Dogg admitted that he has never used marijuana in any form. “I’ve never smoked weed before,” Snoop confessed. “I just wanted people to think I was cool.”
The legendary MC first gained notoriety by appearing on Dr. Dre’s 1992 album, The Chronic. He went on to release ten studio albums of his own, with...
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50 Cent "Black Magic" Tracklist and Cover Art
Sources at Interscope Records have revealed the final tracklist and cover art for 50 Cent’s upcoming album, Black Magic:
1. I’m Going To Murder You 2. I’m So Tough I Can’t Even Describe It, But I’ll Try 3. Remember When I Used to Sell Drugs? 4. Girl, You Be Dancin’ In The Club And Shit, And I Like It 5. Eminem And I Are Crazy - Quite Crazy, As A Matter...
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Greatest Hip Hop Website In The World Launches
The rap community was shocked today, with the release of a brand new website on the Internet. While there are countless websites that report rap news, and say “no homo” after every sentence, very few of these websites report fake rap news, and say “no homo” after every sentence. This new website - FakeRapNews.com - promises to fill that gaping hole with hot, juicy content. (No...