Bad Boy Records has just released the official tracklist and cover art for Diddy’s fifth studio album, Last Train To Paris.

1. LET’S GO!!!! BE GREAT PEOPLE!!! LOCK IN!!!
2. Money Club Happy Dance Time
3. Who Wants To Be My Assistant? Insane Masochists.
4. I Throw Parties With Breakdancing Unicorns. You?
5. Something Nas Ghostwrote For Me
6. Some Re-Purposed Biggie Vocals
7. I Invented The Remix, And The Kinetoscope
8. Alright, Farnsworth, Stop Fucking Around And Get My Dry Cleaning
9. LET’S GET IT!!! HATE IS 4 SUCKAS!!! SPREAD LOVE!!!
10. Something T.I. Ghostwrote For Me
11. Sex Love Girl Dance Shopping
12. Vote For U.S. Senator Amy Klobuchar, Or Die
13. A Sincere Apology For “Come With Me”
14. Making The Band, That Won’t Stay Together
15. Something Royce da 5’9” Ghostwrote For Me
16. Awkward Elevator Ride (ft. Shyne)
17. Ironically, I Wake Up In The Morning Feeling Like Ke$ha
18. DON’T STOP!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!! GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

The album features producers that want to be invited to Diddy’s parties, singers that want to be invited to Diddy’s parties and rappers that want to be invited to Diddy’s parties. Pick up Last Train To Paris on June 22nd, and you yourself might be invited to one of Diddy’s parties!*

*You will never be invited to one of Diddy’s parties. Unless you are employed as one of his Human Coasters. In which case, you will be given a heavy dosage of anesthesia, duct taped to an ivory table, and remember nothing.

- Posted by JOE