Def Jam Records has just released the official tracklist and cover art for Kanye’s fifth studio album, Good-Ass Job.

1. Damn, It Feels Good To Be A Hipster
2. Shoes, Shoes, Shoes!
3. HELP MY CAPSLOCK BUTTON IS STUCK
4. Yes, I Like Fish Sticks
5. You’re Welcome, Taylor Swift
6. AutoTune Is So Cool
7. AutoTune Is So Lame
8. AutoTune Is So….I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE
9. Martin Van Buren Doesn’t Care About Welsh People
10. Shoes. OHMYGOD. Shoes. (ft. Kelly)
11. Yo, Eyjafjallajökull! I’m Really Happy For You, And I’mma Let You Finish, But Mýrdalsjökull Had The Greatest Volcanic Eruption Of All Time!
12. Some Bragging Over An Old Daft Punk Song
13. Hey Jay Leno, What Would Your Dead Mother Say About Asking People About Their Dead Mother?
14. Credibility (ft. Common & Mos Def)
15. Please Do Not Confuse This Album With Clay Aiken’s “Good Ass-Job”
16. Preemptive Apologies For Everything I’m Going To
      Do In The Next Ten Years

Rumor has it that on this album the usually shy West reveals what he thinks about himself. (Spoiler alert: He’s impressed.)

He also makes frequent reference to a “Louis Vuitton Don,” which sounds like a metrosexual mafioso. That is INCORRECT. “Louis Vuitton Don” is a nickname Kanye gave to himself, because he is like a fashion-conscious Don Quixote. Obviously, this makes Jay-Z his Sancho Paza and Amber Rose his Dulcinea. It also explains why Kanye frequently destroys windmills.

Good-Ass Job hits stores September 13th, and will come with a free pair of elastic, glow-in-the-dark skinny jeans.

- Posted by JOE